Welcome, fellow axe enthusiasts! Today, we'll be diving into the ancient art of Axe Fu, a mystical discipline that combines the precision of a ninja with the raw fury of a... well, axe.
Our journey will take us through three levels of mastery: the basics, the intermediate, and the prophets.
At each level, you'll learn to wield your axe with the finesse of a ballerina, the strength of a sumo wrestler, and the stealth of a ninja.
But be warned, Axe Fu is not for the faint of heart! It's a journey that will test your resolve, your reflexes, and your ability to wield a sharp object while maintaining a fashionable hairstyle.